Recently Madonna released a music video for her single “Bitch I’m Madonna” featuring Nicki Minaj and I watched it. Here’s my reactions.
- Getting kids to say “Cause I’m a bad bitch” good start.
- Madonna casually works out as kids swear in front of her.
- Madonna gives up workout, grabs towel and drinks some water.
- Oh shit she just mauled that guy!
- That guy must feel like Drake!
- This is quickly turning into a Miley Cyrus video.
- Random guy dressed as a cop busting out some killer moves with that towel.
- Aaaand naked Asians dancing in a tub.
- Madonna’s army of Asians
- Sexy dancing with everyone.
- Is that Rita Ora?
- Oh Chris Rock!
- Madonna crawling through balloons and tripping.
- She’s singing about having a party so wild that the neighbours will “call the 5-0”.
- Singing glow in the dark socks..
- I want glow in the dark socks.
- Oh crap she just massacred the socks!
- Madonna dancing through the hall with her army of Asians.
- Nicki Minaj Noises.
- Madonna threw that shot down that guys neck faster than she got thrown off the stage at the Brit awards.
- Why is there a massive gap between her front teeth?
- Why am I not surprised that Miley Cyrus popped up covered in glitter and flipping the double bird?
- OH SHIT IT’S BEYONCÉ!!
- And Katie Perry..
- This kid can dance.
- OH SHIT IT’S KANYE?!
- Nicki Minaj raps feat. Random Kanye pop ups.
- Madonna parties with people 40 years her younger.
- Madonna escapes random guys preying in on her.
- And pins some poor girl to a wall and goes to town.
- What the fuck did she just do to that cop?
- Did she tase him with paper?
- katy perry
- What is that sound?!
- It sounds like sawing!
- It’s sawing my ear drums!
- Madonna crowd surfs through more people 40 years her younger.
- Why is she just lying down while people rave around her?
- Madonna wild n’ out alone in a corridor.
- And its over.
You keep doing you Madonna.
Watch the whole video here:
Until Next Time,